Yeah I Said That

What the heck is with the [tag]daylight saving time change[/tag]?? I mean it is so random! I never really understood it, I just assumed it had something to do with keeping time, you know the moon and the sun, 365 days a year and all that. Well obviously it doesn’t because the government keeps randomly changing it around. It makes no sense? Why do we even bother having it??

Parts of Canada do not even observe the daylight saving time change, they stay the same all year round and I just heard that in British Columbia they are changing it this year because they think it will be better for tourism to have the clocks change on Nov 4 instead of late October. WTF?

So basically they are screwing with our lives and our time, making our kids get grumpy because they are all jet lag type tired and for no good reason. Just because they think it is cool to control time or something. Honestly, this whole daylight saving time change makes no sense to me.

I don’t see why we can’t all be on the same time and forget about the daylight saving time change all together. If the world was all the same things would be so much simpler. If it was 1 o’clock over in Africa or Europe it would be 1 o’clock here to. So we would all go to work at different hours, it would not be called nine to five, but so what?? They’d still be going to work during daylight hours, I am not saying they should go to work in the middle of the night or anything. It would be better than this BS with the time always changing and getting everyone so annoyed and confused. Ba humbug! This is crap and I am really sick of it.

I would not be so pissed if the daylight saving time change made sense. But to be able to change time for tourism, seriously?? That is messed up.

Well my dog (above) bit someone in the face today. Good news it was the groomer so she is not going to sue me. When you think about it, she should be used to dog bite attacks. He has never been the most friendly dog when it comes to other people, but I had always thought he was okay when he was with them, now they tell me he has always been a bit of a biter but now he is just more of one. Huh.

I was feeling a little bad about the [tag]dog bite attack[/tag] until I got there and the groomer girl was a total bitch, I mean I get it, the dog bit her, but Christ it wasn’t as if I bit her! Why is she treating me like crap, even after I offered her a ton of extra money for not grooming that dog (I have two), she was still being a bitch.

I was all “oh no! You actually bled! I am sooooo sorry! What? The bill was $46 for Makkie, I will pay you $70 for your trouble and pain.” She’s all like “no, it’s not the pain, I am just pissed off, I am just really really pissed etc etc bitch bitch bitch.” And then she went on to blame me for my dogs behavior and the dog bite attack for like 20 minutes, you probably didn’t socialize him enough when he was a puppy, he is getting worse and worse, that is not why you just fucking suck. Well not really that last part but she might as well have. She was a total and utter cow and really it wasn’t like half of her face was hanging off in bloody shreds or anything.

Any sympathy I would have had for her after the dog bite attack was gone within the first 60 seconds, she was that bad. And, and I think they beat the dog. He is walking funny now and he smells really really weird.

So now I have to learn to groom a goddamn dog, wtf!!

I went onto my favorite guilty pleasure today—the Perez Hilton site—and I saw the newest Anna Nicole Smith vid which was the most depressing thing I think I have ever seen. It made me want to cry and it make me wish I could be the one who smashed that chair into Geraldo Rivera’s face. That guy is a real ass, I bet you’d think so too if you saw the piece he did.

So if you haven’t seen this video it is the long version of a shorter video that we saw right after the [tag]Anna Nicole Smith death[/tag]. Remember the one where she was all painted up like a clown out on the street pushing around an empty baby buggy? That one was all the rage at the time, every headline screaming [tag]Anna Nicole Smith exposed video[/tag]! Anna Nicole Smith exposed video! It was weird and now I see totally taken out of context.

That is not to say that the truth behind the makeup is any less sad. So it starts out as a day with a friends little girl, a play date they called it. The little girl is 9 and she painted her face in the vid, that is why she looked like that.

As you watch the Anna Nicole Smith video you can see a shift in her personality. She goes from being coherent to being slurry and weird and all the while you hear Howard K Stern directing the camera man as to what to catch and what not to catch. He even tell her to put her boob back in her blouse when it falls out so that the film can be used later. Rather than be called the Smith exposed video this should be called the Howard K Stern exposed video. It makes me sick to see a human being like Anna so…well basically used up and destroyed by a terrible person like him.

I used to think he was evil incarnate, then I started thinking maybe he wasn’t so bad and now that I heard his voice saying how this will make millions as he watched her pretend a doll was her baby I know he is nothing more than a lump of shit that she unfortunately got stuck to the bottom of her shoe. You know the kind that gets in all the grooves and just won’t get out no matter how you rub and scrub? That is him and if you watch the her exposed video you will see it for yourself. The little girl is seen in the Anna Nicole Smith vid begging Howard to do something, to help Anna.

She even tells him at one point that he needs to call the hospital “please!” she says, “please Howard, please!” and did he, no, he just kept filming and asking her stupid questions to make her look more and more demented on film. Oh and did I mention that the girl has even told her dad that Anna was fine until Howard K Stern pulled out a bottle of pills and fed some to Anna before taping? You can bet your life that it was no coincidence that he got her drugged up while pregnant and taped it. He had something planned, too bad for him she died before he could pull it out of his sleeve.

Seeing this woman like that, and having had a substance abuse problem myself, it made me tear up. It was so heartbreaking to see her worry over the doll, the poor 9 year old was trying to show her that it wasn’t real by showing Anna the batteries and Anna was just begging, “don’t open the baby’s insides, don’t do that.” She had become the child and it wasn’t her fault, she was fed drugs by the people in her life, we all know that now. She was in a vulnerable place and people like Howard K Stern took advantage of her and made tapes like this Anna Nicole exposed vid. I don’t know what they planned for but they all contributed to the Anna Nicole Smith death and I hope they all go to hell where they belong. Bastards.

Oh and that ass Geraldo who kept calling her pathetic Anna this and pathetic Anna that, it was so rude. She was sad Anna in this.

Poor Smith was sad and taken advantage of, not pathetic. Asshole.

I now know why breast cancer is the pretty much the only cancer that gets all the attention and the money for treatment and I can’t believe it took me this long to figure it out. The reason that the big mucky mucks are fighting so hard to [tag]end breast cancer[/tag] and get rid of breast cancer breasts is that:

They are mostly men who are obsessed with boobs. They don’t want women walking around with no tits, what kind of world would that be? So they are trying to just say NO to [tag]breast cancer breasts[/tag] all together, no half a pair for them, no flat lumpy flesh, they want the whole shebang and in order to do that they need to eradicate this cancer all together so that they never have to worry about their wives getting a tit or two lopped off and leaving them empty handed.

So they pour the money in to keep the titties on the chicks where they belong so they can be groped into eternity. A HA! See it’s not about saving lives, it about saving boobs and keeping the shredded and gouged breast cancer breasts out of the picture so men have something to play with.

That is why things like prostate cancer don’t get addressed, very few people play with their prostates. Dammit, it was staring me in the face all along.

I really am very sorry indeed, I know you like football and all but it has to go. It is time that this manly sport took it’s final bow and bid adieu to the world at large.

The reason you ask? Well, the reason is simple: football has to get the f*uck off of my screen because it is eating into the other programming–by other I mean good and worth watching. In other words programming that I like. Now I know how you feel about football and I know it will be a hard break but you will thank me for it in the end. Once you get the opportunity to see what I see when football is not on the air you will rejoice and be shocked at how plebeian your life was before football went off the air.

Football only leads to misery. Look at [tag]Elizabeth Hasselbeck[/tag], ew you don’t want to end up like her do you? She is a snobby little republican god spouter and you all know that cannot end well. They should make posters up with her picture on it that say: THIS is what happens when you watch too much [tag]football[/tag] and then perhaps other women will think twice about tuning in to this good tv destroying phenomenon.

You have no idea how it pains me to flip to my channel to watch one of my coveted shows only to find there are a bunch of fat looking guys running around the field patting each other on the ass. Now if they took off the padding, the helmets and the shirts, well then that would be another story, but they don’t, sadly they don’t.

The only good thing about football is the fumbles, I love a good fumble, I bet even Elizabeth Hasselback enjoys a good fumble. Unfortunately the dumb oafs just don’t fumble the goddamn ball enough to keep me interested so alas, it is time to say goodbye. Goodbye fair football, may you rest in peace.