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Thought on the Tina Fey Sarah Palin Spoofs

h1 Sunday, October 26th, 2008

How awesome is Tina Fey? She is spot on as Sarah Palin on the SNL skits they’ve been doing each week. In fact I think they just keep getting funnier and funnier.The last Tina Fey Sarah Palin spoof was the bet by far, and it wasn’t her who stole the show this time either. It was the dude who played Joe Biden, he was so freakin’ hilarious I almos peed my pants a couple of time.

When Joe Biden started talking about how Scranton is the worst place on earth, OMG tears were streaming down my face.

From now on they need to have him in the Tina Fey Sarah Palin SNL skits. I hate to insult what’s her face, but the dude is better.

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A Double Arm Transplant? Really??

h1 Friday, October 10th, 2008

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait one cotton pickin’ moment. When the hell did they do a single arm transplant?? I remember hearing about the woman that got a robotic arm, but an actual transplant? That is not the same thing at all.

Now I can certainly see the appeal of getting back arms that were lost, but having the arms of some random dead dude sewed onto my body is just plain freaky. Even if all I had were stumps I just don’t know if I could handle the whole zombie arm thing.

I mean, think about it, these arms, these hands were someone elses, someone dead elses. They touched their first body all over–don’t be a prude, everyone does it!–they touched others intimately and who knows what else?

At least robotic arms aren’t made of other peoples flesh and bone. have you ever heard of cell memory??

That’s the point really, you just don’t know anything about the person. They could be serial killer arms or baby raper arms. Imagine looking down at your hands as they went about their daily doings and realizing that they aren’t even your hands! They’re zombie hands! Honestly, it would scare the crap out of me, maybe I’ve watched too many horror movies or something, but ew!

double arm transplant beforeAnd I can’t imagine leaving the man I loved for anything. If his face melted off, I’d stick, if he lost all his limbs and was nothing but a lint sucking stump, I’d stick. but zombie arms? Oooh, I dunno about that one.

I think it would be super creepy to have some strangers dead hands, sorry, reanimated hands, trying to get me all hot and bothered. Personally, I think that if you can be turned on by dead zombie hands, well, you are one sick f*ck.

I mean, as much as I’d like to accept them as my husbands arms, I don’t know if I could get over that they were dead, dead as door nails. Nope. Ew.

They should definitely make a law if this gets to be common. A person should have to tell someone if they have zombie arms or other body parts when they begin dating. Like realtors have to tell potential home owners if someone got murdered in their pad.

And the double arm, single leg or whatever transplant recipients should be able to learn all about the person they are lending some extended life to.

Sure, just because you read some records doesn’t mean they were a saint, but at least you’d know if they were accused or convicted pedophiles or something. If for no other reason than a little piece of mind.

I think that this double arm transplant is a wonderful thing for the man who can now play with his kids and all that, but I just don’t know if I could do it. He is one brave and determined guy I think.

But hey, after watching your arms get chewed up and spat out by a combine, what are a couple of zombie arms?

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Ode To A Dog Named Honey Bee

h1 Monday, October 6th, 2008

There Was A Dog Named Honey Bee
By T. R. Phillips

There was a dog
Who loved me
A dog whom I adored

 

There was a dog
Who trusted me
I promised her safe love

 

There was a dog
Who didn’t learn
Now I’ll forever yearn
That I’d been able to keep my promise
Instead I snuffed her out

 

There was a dog
Her soul I miss
I felt it fly far away

 

There was a dog
Who loved me
A dog whom I adored

ha ha ha O.J. got CONVICTED!

h1 Saturday, October 4th, 2008

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The guy can get away with a horribly bloody double murder but O.J. Simpson can’t weasel out of stealing some sports memorabilia. People take that kind of thing really seriously obviously. OK, sure he kidnapped some dude too but who cares? he was a nobody and wasn’t even injured!

Kill whoever you want, your ex wife Nicole Brown Smith, some innocent guy-at-the-wrong-place-and-time guy like poor Ron Goldman, but never, I repeat never mess with Yankees and their sports stuff! That is seriously frowned upon.

I mean, I really, really, really want to see O.J. Simpson get life, but this all just seems so silly and dumb. That said I am elated that O.J. got convicted and I hope to God, Buddha, Allah, flower fairies and lephrachans that he gets life.

I actually think he might this time as well, yay! If any loser deserves to languish in a dank, dark cell being gang raped every day for the rest of his life it’s O.J. Simpson.

It doesn’t matter one whit to me why the judge, or jury, whatever he has, throws the book at him. I don’t care if it is because they think he got away with murder during the “Trial of the Century” or if they really think he should spend the rest of his life in jail for trying to lift some sports shit. Who cares?? As long as O.J. is suffering I’m a happy camper.

I just can’t get over it, O.J. Simpson was convicted of something. Imagine.

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There should be a law…

h1 Saturday, October 4th, 2008

US sells 6.4 billion in arms to Taiwan
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There really needs to be a law, a worldwide law that bans countries from selling things like missiles, apache attack helicopters and other miscellaneous weapons systems to one another. Maybe if that happened people would stop using weapons to solve every GD problem!

Personally, I think that if countries want to be armed to the teeth then they had best learn to make their weapons themselves.

I mean seriously! WTF is the US doing selling $6.4 Billion dollars worth of weapons to Taiwan? I know they arm the rest of the world but is money really that important? Yeah, I’m laughing too, I can’t believe I even typed that. Of course it is! At least to most countries.

The thing is that these aren’t people, these are countries! Many people have to agree that the selling of arms to countries like Taiwan is a good idea before it actually happens. Why are so many people so dedicated to handing out grenades and AK 47’s like candy when these weapons, many of them at least, are eventually going to be turned back against them?

It boggles the mind. I think the US government has collective brain damage.

If every country had to make their own weapons who knows how many wars would be avoided. I know I’d be too lazy to hammer out my sword and plenty of men and women wouldn’t be so eager to get into the smelting pits either. I say sword ’cause like I could ever make a gun. Even with all the machinery in the world it’d prob blow up in my hand. But I digress.

I just think arming each other is stupid and it makes no sense whatsoever. Come one people! Despite what some–read United States, Russia–would have you believe, weapons are not the solution.

And hey, if you still want to kill and maim others, make your own weapons. It should be the law of the land.

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Biden vs Palin Vice Presidential Debate

h1 Friday, October 3rd, 2008

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I am definitely on team Obama and the Biden Palin debate didn’t change that a bit. I’m probably about as liberal as a person can be but while I was watching part of the vice presidential debate tonight I was shocked and appalled by some of the things Biden said.

Palin on the other hand, well…for someone who really doesn’t know anything she held her own. Besides her accent is so cute I could listen to her talk about nothing all night long.

What jumped out at me during the vice presidential debate was the comment Joe Biden made about Bosnia. Actually there was more than one. I am going to break it down here:

Joe Biden stated that because of the decisions he and the US made tends of thousands of people were saved in the Bosnian war.

—- BS! The US caused a $hitload of trouble over there and with the help of the UN they basically helped the Serbs commit genocide. The US, NATO, the UN and every other organization and country in the world allowed the Serbs to surround and imprison Sarajevo for YEARS! They were under seige for years, they were given very little medical and food aid. In fact they were fed cans of miscellaneous meat that was so repulsive even dogs wouldn’t touch it.

And have you heard of Srebrenica? The Dutchbat UN troops wouldn’t even hand the Bosniaks back the guns they had confiscated so they’d be able to defend themselves. Instead they ran away to Potocari and then handed over the Bosniaks that were taking refuge in the Dutch base to the Serbs who summarily executed them. Sick!

So needless to say I was a little offended when Biden claimed that they stepped into the Bosnian war and “saved tens of thousands of lives” in the process. If they had “stepped in” a few years before they could have saved 100,000 lives.

It’s ridiculous! He should be ashamed to even mention Bosnia in the same sentence as the United States.

The claim that there had been fighting in Bosnia for hundreds of years.

—- The dumb ass actually stated out loud that he was all for going into Bosnia and putting a stop to the killing. He said his fellow politicians told him it could never been done. The “Croats, Serbs, Muslims, Bosniaks” would never find peace, but they made it happen.

First of all some of you may not know this but Sarajevo was always one of the most diverse and tolerant cities in the world. When other countries would take in Jewish refugees from WWII they were left to live in slums and treated like garbage.

In Sarajevo they had no Jewish slums. They were welcomed into society just like everyone else. People there didn’t care about ethnicities or religions. There were churthces, mosques and temples on each corner of some streets and there was never any problems. Serbs and Muslims were griends and have afternoon tea together, religion wasn’t a big issue at all.

Sure there had been fighting in the past but that was long before the Bosnia war that happened in the early nineties. Which by the way was not helped in any way by the UN, NATO, the US, Britain, France or anyone else.

They had not been killing each other for hundreds of years, not the way he portrayed it. It really irked me that Biden would say something about that during the vice presidential debate. And if Sarah Palin had been more on the ball or if she actually knew anything about what happened in the political past she could have ripped him a new one over this topic.

Joe Biden also claimed that they helped with Kosovo and they now have a stable government.

—- Again, does he actually follow world events? There are atrocities and vicious massacres in Kosovo all the time. It wasn’t long ago they had an extremely bloody war themselves.

With the Albanian terrorists wanting Kosovo to be independent and the Serb killers equally determined that this will never happen, the country is far from stable.

Sarah Palin claims she has foreign policy experience simply because Alaska borders Russia on one side and Canada on the other.

—- WTF?? How does that automatically give you foreign policy experience. I live on the border of Canada and the US and have England way over across the water. Do I then have foreign policy experience? I’ve been to the United States at least, has she ever been to Russia?

Sarah Palin is a headcase with a nice pair of glasses and a cute accent with macaroni where he brain should be. Kraft Dinner macaroni at that, it’s cheap and is a poor substitute for the real thing.

Here’s my bottom line:

For the most part I am happy with the Obama Joe Biden ticket. Biden seems like a smart guy, and I like how diplomatic Barack Obama is. he doesn’t seem like the war monger the Republicans are endorsing.

Sarah Palin on the other hand doesn’t seem to really stand for anything I believe her about except abortion. And John McCain, he is shriveling more and more everyday. One of these days he will fall asleep at the podium. he is too old and frail to be president of the United States.

The bits I did see of the debate weren’t boring at all and it was sad when Biden spoke of his family. I looked it up after and it turns out that just before Christmas back in 1972, his wife had taken their three children Christmas shopping. They got into an accident with a tractor trailer and his wife and one year old daughter were killed while the two boys were left in critical condition. Such a total tragedy, not that you should vote for him and Obama because of that, I just thought that was an interesting little fact.

All in all VOTE Obama in 2008 and be sure to NO on Proposition 8. Equality should be one of our basic human rights.

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