Ok, so I thought it was funny that while searching a Hrvatski website about an alleged war criminal the front page was dominated by talk of Britney Spears latest tampon mishap on stage. Keep in mind this isn’t even in English, everyone all over the world is crazy! Who wants to see that? Well, I watched the video of the tampons breakout role so I guess me. (I am embedding the video below in case you are one of them as well).
I thought it would be embarrassing enough to have your hoohaw shown in the tabloids without underwear on but Britney Spears tampon string hanging out of the crotch of a costume? Wow. That really takes the cake. I don’t think I’ve ever seen the likes of it before.
If she has a video of her giving birth she should publish it. Then we would have seen her kitty doing pretty much everything it’s good for. Oooh, maybe the “alleged” Britney Spears sex tape has some golden shower action on it. Then she really will have all her bases covered.
Break a leg Brit’s Tampon, go for the gold! Get some bubbly and toast to your first onstage role. What do you want to bet she did it on purpose for more attention?
