Archive for July, 2009

Irritated by More to Love Reality Show

h1 Friday, July 31st, 2009

more to love reality show
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So. I just watched the last half hour or so of the new reality dating show More To Love and I am feeling a little bitchy about it. There are some really pretty women on that show and they totally seem to hate themselves! Why?? I mean, I know why, it is just sad.

I can’t help but feel that this show is exploiting women with self esteem issues even more than your average reality show fare does and that does not impress me at all.

What I don’t get is why how much someone weighs has to be the hook for the dating show. Obviously heavier people fall in love and are loved by others so why not just put women

I saw a commercial last week, not sure if it was for this show or another new one coming down the pipeline, but it said that the average woman takes a size 16 dress and the average reality show woman is a size 2. Why not just change that? Why do all the other shows have to be populated with skinny chicks? It would make more sense to (and be less insulting) to simply have regular sized women on all the shows instead of having to have one special one for them? To me, it’s implying that “regular” men don’t want “normal” sized women.

And why did the guy they chose have to be heavier too? What, thin men don’t like women with some meat on their bones?

I think this is a shitty attempt for producers and the network to capitalize on the plight of the overweight people of America and it is just plain insulting. On so many different levels.


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LMAO: The Warning Eminem Song about Mariah Carey

h1 Friday, July 31st, 2009

eminem song about mariah

I knew that Eminem was some crazy shit but this takes the cake. You know the whole thing that went down a few months back with him dissing Mariah and then her new hubby Nick Cannon shooting his mouth off back?

Well, Mr. Slim Shady has taken the feud to all new heights and I love it! I can’t WAIT to hear what they have to say back, if they DARE! LMAO!

Here are the lyrics to the new Eminem song about Mariah:

The Warning by Eminem

Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I’m pissed off
Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick s
Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tattoo that’s on Nick’s back

I’m obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fu*ck up before I put all them phone calls out you
made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick
When you was on my di*ck and give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out
You probably think since it’s been so long if i had something on you I
woulda did it by now

On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down and
sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fu*ck I do
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, you got
You think I’m scared of you?

You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cu*nt who made
me put up with her psycho ******* over 6 months and only spread her
legs to let me hit once

Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so
ugly that you had to be drunk to me?
Second base? What the fu*ck you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping. It’s gotta count for something.

Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted
early cos ejaculated early and bus all over your belly
, and you almost
started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs
curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you and don’t you dare
say it isn’t true.
As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you.
I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. This is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain’t even a
third of the way through.

*******, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ”whore”, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the
amounts of wine.
Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But it now i’m about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.

I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs so don’t go opening your jibs cos every time
you do it’s just another load of fibs
I ain’t saying this shi*t again, ho. You know what it is.
It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I’ll release every fuck*ing thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot

(Slim Shady ?????? I love you)
I love you too

Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It’s nothing)
Guess what I’ll do?
I’ll refresh your memory when you said ”I want you”
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you’re cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ******* I do

(I’m Mary Poppins, b)
And I’m Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin’ at you
So if you’ll still be my (babygirl)
Then I’ll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I’m right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.

It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I’m movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone
If she don’t (sing this script?) then I’ma just keep goin
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!)

end song

Amazing right?? I wish all celebrity feuds were this entertaining. Release the photos! Release the voicemails! Please please please! The Warning is certainly some kinda one, that’s for sure, I wonder if he really has all this stuff. He’d do it too, he doesn’t give a shit what he looks like, obviously. Wow.


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Horrific 911 Transcript of the Otty Sanchez 911 Call

h1 Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Yesterday (or the day before, not sure) I told you about Otty Sanchez, the woman who murdered, dismembered and cannibalized her 3 week old son last weekend. Well, just today I see they have posted the transcript of the 911 call her sister placed to police when she awoke to her sister screaming.

It is one of the saddest things ever, read for yourself (or listen to the 911 call here):

Transcript of 911 Call
Otty Sanchez Charged With Capital Murder
Voice of Priscilla Garcia

:11-19

(ring)

“oh my God.”

“San Antonio Fire and Ems How can we help you.”

“I need an Ambulance at 351 Wayside Drive.”

:35-:37

EMS “What’s the emergency? What’s going on?”

:49

P. G. “My sister has … She’s hurt her child, seriously hurt her child.”

EMS “How did she do that? What’s going on with the child?”

P.G. “The baby is dead. She’s …”

EMS “What did you say?”

P.G. “The baby is dead. Please come quickly.”1:03

1:15

P.G. “She stabbed him, there’s blood all over the bed.”1:19

1:38

SAPD “Pricilla here’s your sister at?

P.G. “She’s just sitting on the couch. She was going crazy last night. She was hearing voices. She kept bringing me the baby and finally she calmed down and I took her back the baby. And now I just woke up to hear her screaming.”1:52

2:10-:21

EMS: “Maam, Maam.”

P.G. “Yes, Yes.”

EMS “Do not touch the baby, Don’t disturb anything in the area there okay …”

P.G. “My mom, my mom, was holding the baby. My mom was holding the baby she already put the baby down.”

EMS “all right.”

2:53

Otty: “I stabbed myself in the stomach.”

Priscilla: “You stabbed yourself?”

Otty: “Yes.”

Otty: “Oh God” :58

3:02-:13

P.G. “I’m your sister I told you to come to me.”

Otty “I tried but you were telling me that you died ..(inaudible) you killed your kids and you were dead”

P.G. “I’m not dead Otty I’m standing her talking to you.”

3:15

SAPD “Where did she stab herself?”

Pricilla “In the heart and in the stomach she says .. I see a stab wound in her heart yes.”:24

SAPD “Your sister?

P.G. “I’m looking at her now, yes.”:26

3:30-:31

P.G. “Oh my God, oh my God.”

3:35

Otty : I loved him

P.G. : Otty

Otty : I loved him

P.G : Mom calm down

Otty: I didn’t mean to do it, he told me to.”:45


There are no words for the sadness I feel for that poor family.

Can’t Hate Her Even Though She Ate Her Baby

h1 Monday, July 27th, 2009

woman eats baby

Wow. So I just finished reading probably one of the saddest, most tragic stories ever and unfortunately for all involved it is a totally true one.

Yesterday in San Antonio Texas police were called to a home by a woman who was reporting a crime her sister had just committed. When they arrived at the scene they found something so awful and so disturbing that barely a word was said as they searched the house.

The first thing the alleged perpetrator said was, “I killed my baby! I killed my baby!” And she had done just that.

The worst part for the officers who had to investigate the scene and for the woman herself, is that she didn’t just kill her baby, she cut of his little 3 1/2 week old head, sliced off the face, carved out the brain, ate them and then had a snack on some of his brains and three of his little baby toes as well.

But what people need to remember when they read about this case is that, it’s not like she did it just because she hated her kid or anything, even though this happened only a week after her husband (or boyfriend, can’t remember) it’s pretty clear she is crazy.

I know, I know, everyone says the devil made them do it, but apparently this woman has a history of mental illness and post partum depression or post partum psychosis could definitely have exacerbated her mental breakdown.

Yes, there are some terrible people out there who do awful things simply to hurt others, but I hope you all remember that there are also a lot of troubled and mentally ill people out there, and sometimes as bad is it sounds, they cannot help the things they do. I wish it were different but that is the reality of the situation.

Sometimes people do things that they will regret for the rest of their lives, like this woman who ate her baby, we should sympathize with her. Think about it, what could be worse, when she get the right meds, than realizing that you ate your baby boy?