I really am very sorry indeed, I know you like football and all but it has to go. It is time that this manly sport took it’s final bow and bid adieu to the world at large.
The reason you ask? Well, the reason is simple: football has to get the f*uck off of my screen because it is eating into the other programming–by other I mean good and worth watching. In other words programming that I like. Now I know how you feel about football and I know it will be a hard break but you will thank me for it in the end. Once you get the opportunity to see what I see when football is not on the air you will rejoice and be shocked at how plebeian your life was before football went off the air.
Football only leads to misery. Look at [tag]Elizabeth Hasselbeck[/tag], ew you don’t want to end up like her do you? She is a snobby little republican god spouter and you all know that cannot end well. They should make posters up with her picture on it that say: THIS is what happens when you watch too much [tag]football[/tag] and then perhaps other women will think twice about tuning in to this good tv destroying phenomenon.
You have no idea how it pains me to flip to my channel to watch one of my coveted shows only to find there are a bunch of fat looking guys running around the field patting each other on the ass. Now if they took off the padding, the helmets and the shirts, well then that would be another story, but they don’t, sadly they don’t.
The only good thing about football is the fumbles, I love a good fumble, I bet even Elizabeth Hasselback enjoys a good fumble. Unfortunately the dumb oafs just don’t fumble the goddamn ball enough to keep me interested so alas, it is time to say goodbye. Goodbye fair football, may you rest in peace.
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October 12, 2010 at 3:37 pm
So we can watch more reality TV like the Bachelor or Survivor? To each his/her own but I would say the opposite and put more sports on TV.
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